Move to Fruita Colorado
daveontheroad
If I were you, I'd move to Fruita Colorado. Its a nice place and cheap to live. You could get a job at someplace like barnes and nobles and make enough money to live on. Get a move on and get there soon - try and get the good jobs, like the bookstore, or maybe an outdoor gear type store, or a bike store. Just try and take up all of those good jobs before someone else moves there and does before you.
pablo snazzy
i'm not sure this is a good idea. each year, from what i understand, the citizens of fruita gather around and worship some headless chicken or something. sounds like a creepy town to me. and i bet the jobs at the book store, the bike store, or the outdoors store are probably not that good, so i wouldn't waste my time. i think maryland is a great place to live. i hear they have "european style service" at many of the fine dining establishments.
daveontheroad
I disagree. I think we can all join together and make Fruita the fastest growing community in America. Oh sure, this will drive up the prices, bring in crime and increase the usage fees for bicycle areas, but I think that's a small price to pay for sharing the joy of telling others about this great place to live. C'mon everyone! It'll be like a Wagon Train heading out West! I'm going to ask my good friends the Donners to come with me this winter!!
angrycat
Give me the directions on how to get there and I will go home right this second and pack up my cat and move asap! One question, do I have to ride a bicycle there? I like driving, and I never learned how to ride a bike.
daveontheroad
Go to Denver and then head west. "Some people " I know (re: my arch nemesis Pablo Snazzy) think they can just uproot and move there willy-nilly. I know what he is up to - he's trying to get there first and take the ONE opening the Barnes and Noble's has before I can apply. I however will persevere like Mike the Headless Chicken, who, even though he had to eat via an eyedropper, none the less continued on with his chicken duties. Well, that is, until he choked to death on some ground corn, which would really suck. That part I'm hoping to avoid. I just mean the persevering part.
k l
I live 10 miles from Fruita. This area is a great place to live and there are tons of jobs right now. You don't have to know how to ride a bike.
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